| Age: | 40 | | Background: | My original name is only pronounceable in an obscure Betelgeusian dialect, now virtually extinct since the Great Collapsing Hrung Disaster of Gal./Sid./Year 03758 which wiped out all the old Praxibetel communities on Betelgeuse Seven. My father was the only man on the entire planet to survive the Great Hrung Collapsing Disaster, by an extraordinary coincidence that he was never able to explain. The whole episode is shrouded in deep mystery: in fact no-one ever knew what a Hrung was nor why it had chosen to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven. My father, magnanimously waving aside the clouds of suspicion that had inevitably settled around him, came to live on Betelgeuse Five where he both fathered and uncled me; in memory of his now dead race he christened me in the ancient Praxibetel tongue.
Because I never learned to say my original name, my father eventually died of shame , which is still a terminal disease in some parts of the Galaxy. The other kids at school nicknamed me Ix, which in the language of Betelgeuse Five translates as 'boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven'.
| | Birthday: | 30th June 1984 | | Build: | Striking but not conspicuously handsome | | Height: | Not conspicuously tall | | Hobbies: | Parties, dancing, having a good time, drinking | | Home Town: | Betelgeuse VII | | Job: | Researcher for the Guide | | Location: | Earth | | Male / Female: | Male | | Marital Status: | Single | | Nationality: | British | | Sexuality: | Gay | | Smoker / Non-Smoker: | Smoker - trying to quit | | Currently Listening To: | Disaster Area | | Music Preferences | Trance, Acid Trance, Hard Trance, Psy Trance, Hard House, Techno. |
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| Band: | Disaster Area | | | Drink: | Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters | | | Producer: | Hotblack Desiato | Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz | | Venue: | Milliways | The Earth |
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| Top Books: | The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
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