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HarderFaster Forums >> General Mayhem >> What or who would be in your room 101? Author Pages (4):  1  2  3  [4]      xffx _ :/ Registered: Nov 2002 Posts: 11521 - Threads: 317 Location: south_east Quote: Beth wrote on 17-04-2007 11:19 AM I pre-empted you and still... I give up. londond buses abba and... Click here to view original image That is wrong on so many levels ---------------------------------------------------------- Dump all your boyfriends and go out with me... Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:34 PM bunny A one-woman festival Registered: Jun 2002 Posts: 32061 - Threads: 1388 Location: Brrrrrrrrrrrixtonnnnnnnnnnn Westlife Surly checkout til people who hurl all your shopping through at a million miles an hour + then look huffily at you when you didn't manage to pack it all in 0.00798 milliseconds. Cyclists who believe that red lights/pelican crossings don't apply to them Haiku's are easy: Why be a sinner? When you can turn to Jesus + be a winner Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:39 PM Zem Sona si latine loqueris Registered: Mar 2003 Posts: 24719 - Threads: 379 Location: Squornshellous Zeta It would be cold, wet and windy, I'd have to live on a diet of Tesco’s home brand beans and sour milk, while 100's of daddy longlegs buzzed around eating really great food like white stilton with apricots, crisps and roast dinner, and it would be continually 6:45 in the morning. I'd have intermittent moments of June Sarpong, who would laugh continually and walk to close to me with her umbrella, thus poking me in the face/arm/eye ect. And a slippy dance floor, surrounded by munters, dancing far to close, with no balance, trying to talk to me or feel me up while the DJ played Celine Dion. Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:44 PM rogerbj Registered: Jun 2003 Posts: 30288 - Threads: 245 Location: Wimbledon Quote: Little Miss Moo wrote on 17-04-2007 11:19 AM Mine would be: a room completely covered in newspaper that is filled with builders using drills, grinders and hammers non-stop who force me to eat from dirty dishes. I think the thread is aimed at things you don't like, not your sexual fantasies. RogerBJ, Wielder of Sausage!! (DigitalSushi) You're the only person on this site that has the ability to make me physically shudder. (Zem) I love you regardless of you being about as funny as a dose of the clap. (Janie Mac) He's also sexist, homophobic and just your common or garden "sick" a lot of the time too. (Gloomcookie) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:45 PM rogerbj Registered: Jun 2003 Posts: 30288 - Threads: 245 Location: Wimbledon Motorists. RogerBJ, Wielder of Sausage!! (DigitalSushi) You're the only person on this site that has the ability to make me physically shudder. (Zem) I love you regardless of you being about as funny as a dose of the clap. (Janie Mac) He's also sexist, homophobic and just your common or garden "sick" a lot of the time too. (Gloomcookie) Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:46 PM bunny A one-woman festival Registered: Jun 2002 Posts: 32061 - Threads: 1388 Location: Brrrrrrrrrrrixtonnnnnnnnnnn Quote: Zem wrote on 17-04-2007 12:44 PM It would be cold, wet and windy, I'd have to live on a diet of Tesco’s home brand beans and sour milk, while 100's of daddy longlegs buzzed around eating really great food like white stilton with apricots, crisps and roast dinner, and it would be continually 6:45 in the morning. I'd have intermittent moments of June Sarpong, who would laugh continually and walk to close to me with her umbrella, thus poking me in the face/arm/eye ect. And a slippy dance floor, surrounded by munters, dancing far to close, with no balance, trying to talk to me or feel me up while the DJ played Celine Dion. Blimey, talk about demanding! Haiku's are easy: Why be a sinner? When you can turn to Jesus + be a winner Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged 17-04-2007 12:50 PM All times are GMT. The time now is 09:57:51         Pages (4):  1  2  3  [4]      Forum Jump: Please select one: -------------------- Search Home -------------------- -- Recent messages -- Welcome to HarderFaster -- Lighthearted Banter -- Serious Discussions -- Upcoming Events and Adverts -- How good a night was THAT ? -- HarderFaster Lifestyle -- Mad Hatter's Corner -- General Mayhem -- HarderFaster Active -- The Asylum -- Mixes and Feedback -- Tunes and Tracks -- DJing -- Production Studio -- Production Feedback -- Photos and Photography -- Community Notices -- F.A.O. -- Classic Threads -- HarderFaster: announcements, suggestions and feedback -- Area 51 Forum Rules: You may post new threads You may post replies You may post attachments You may edit your posts You may delete your posts HTML code is OFF BB Code is ON Smilies are ON

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